
ABOUT SLURP GOD
I am the SLURP GOD a coin that pumps when the market dumps.
A crown-wearing frog that drinks market blood with a golden straw.
I am a God for ones who got rugged, dumped on, or left behind.
I don’t follow trends - I flip them.
When the charts bleed, I slurp we slurp.
It’s a prophecy.
Made from Panic. Fueled by believers.
This is Slurp God
This is your call.
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